I'm gonna catch Hell for this...

[BIZZY]

I got home today from work and check my mailbox and what do I find? An invitation to join AARP.I've got half a mind to fill out the application and send it.:)

[Wraith]

huh... I figured you got the American Express Black Card membership to that org.... :D

[A 2 M]

I thought someone put a few goat steaks in your mailbox after Saturday's game.


:D

[snakecharmer]

LMAO. I can not WAIT for my application to AARP to come, because I am going to enjoy the hell out of sending it back to them along with a note telling them to take a double dose of go fuck yourself. I can not STAND those idiots and hell will freeze before I ever join them.

[Skelton]

Isn't that short for assholes and retarded people?

[saleen331]

Isn't that short for assholes and retarded people?



hahahahha :owned:

[The Funkmeister]

I plan to wipe my ass with mine when it comes.

[Skelton]

I plan to wipe my ass with mine when it comes.

Then mail it back.:lmao:

[BIZZY]

Isn't that short for assholes and retarded people?


American Assholes and Retarded People

[Rockafella]

It's okay Bizzy. At least you look like you're 28 maybe 30. How old do you have to be to join AARP again?? Isn't it like 75-80?? :lmao:

[BAD BUSA 05]

what the hell is AARP????

[Rockafella]

what the hell is AARP????

A non Car-Club for people approaching 100:fail:

[BIZZY]

It's okay Bizzy. At least you look like you're 28 maybe 30. How old do you have to be to join AARP again?? Isn't it like 75-80?? :lmao:

50.I have at least 7 years!

[Rockafella]

Fuck, I'm half way there. I'm not ready to get an AARP card, NOOOOO!!

ps - Tom, I thought you knew that Bizzy already has an American Express Black Card. He showed it to me a while back. What you have to spend to keep that thing Bizzy?? Ain't it like 100k+ a year on that one card alone?

[FUKAZ28]

"old" Ass American and Retarded People
Fix it for you Biz.:hello:

[snakecharmer]

Fuck, I'm half way there. I'm not ready to get an AARP card, NOOOOO!!

ps - Tom, I thought you knew that Bizzy already has an American Express Black Card. He showed it to me a while back. What you have to spend to keep that thing Bizzy?? Ain't it like 100k+ a year on that one card alone?

Chicken feed. $250,000/year min.

[BAD BUSA 05]

A non Car-Club for people approaching 100:fail: allright i guess i don't need to know

[DynoQueen]

I would like to let you know biz that I'm turning 24 in May and you old ass is invited :).Dosnt that mean your twice as old as me plus some?

[Rockafella]

allright i guess i don't need to know

Yeah, it's actually for folks that 50 or older according to Bizzy. I'm still thinking it's more around 75 or so, but I'll take Bizzy's word for it:liar:

[Rockafella]

EVERYONE,
Click on this link and starting at the 40 second mark,
Replace "Joe Louis" w/ "BIZZY"

You will then find out the truth!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24Gd624wso



ps - To this day, Greatest movie ever made!!
ps - Eddie Murphey as the white guy in that clip may be his best stretch of a character ever. Too funny!!

[BIZZY]

I would like to let you know biz that I'm turning 24 in May and you old ass is invited :).Dosnt that mean your twice as old as me plus some?

Fool,I'm 42,not 48.:think:

Y'all wish you would look as good as me when you get to be my age...........bitches:)

[BIZZY]

Chicken feed. $250,000/year min.

That's pretty much Eric's and BJ's lunch money.:bowdown:

[Eskimo]

Speaking of which, am I the only one who takes all those credit card offers, removes all my personal information, and then stuffs as much as I can back into their postage paid envelope and sends it back? :D

[AmericanCobra]

Speaking of which, am I the only one who takes all those credit card offers, removes all my personal information, and then stuffs as much as I can back into their postage paid envelope and sends it back? :D
HAHAHAHAHA:bowdown:

[Red01WS6]

I've received invitations to join the AARP on several occasions. I got one just last week, with it saying that I've ignored several offers to join.

I'm more than 20 years away from being eligible to join, but that doesn't stop them from sending me paperwork.

[snakecharmer]

That's pretty much Eric's and BJ's lunch money.:bowdown:

Man's gotta eat!!!!!! :D

[URN4ARUN]

Shit Bizzy, you are old enough to be my freakin dad!!!!!!!! Your the fuckin man though!!!!

I think you and my dad are the only one's on here with AARP....My dad trips us out when he tries to use it at places like=: Outback, Trips, exc..