You Gotta Love a Drunk!

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You Gotta Love a Drunk!
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> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud
pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where
a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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> "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning."
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
rain outside!!."
> His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we
broke
down and those two guys helped us?
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out
into
the pouring rain.
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.