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Bananaman
06-30-2006, 01:16 PM
Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !!

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.

Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.

Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!

Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.

Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.

Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!

Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!

Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow

Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.

Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.

Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it

Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi.

Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.

Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat.

Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!

Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!

Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.

Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming.

Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama so skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.

Your mommas so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.

Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.

Your mother is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.

Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yo momma so ugly all the neighbours pitched in for curtains.

Yo momma's so short she did a suicide jump off the curb.

Yo momma's so short, you could see her feet on her driver license.

Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.

Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Whaaaat
06-30-2006, 01:21 PM
Your momma's pussy stinks so bad they made me eat it on FEAR FACTOR !!!!!

msydnor
06-30-2006, 01:22 PM
yo mamma so fat, your dad got high blood pressure from eating here pussy

The Beast
06-30-2006, 01:24 PM
someones been watching 'Yo Momma" a little too much!!

2000camaroSS
06-30-2006, 02:44 PM
yo momma is so cross eyed..... when she cries, tears roll down her back.

kiknchkn
06-30-2006, 02:52 PM
why evrybody always wantin to be crackin on somebodys momma ?

msydnor
06-30-2006, 02:58 PM
Yo mamma so broke she had to finance 10 cent to get cheese on a whooper.

Yo mamma so broke she had to put penny candy on lay-a-way

Yo mamma so fat, she got on a talking scale and it said "git yo big ass off me"

Yo mamma so fat she went for a horseback ride and the horse said "OH HELL NAW"

Bandit
06-30-2006, 03:11 PM
Your mama so old she cooked the chicken for the last supper.

Your mama house so small the front and back door on the same hinge.

Your mama so fat when she tried to sunbathe on the beach, Greenpeace came and pushed her back in.

Your mama so good with her pussy I put in a cabbage and she spit out a salad.

Your mama so broke she drives a stick shift Cadillac.

The Funkmeister
06-30-2006, 03:19 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Yo momma's so fat she went on her honeymoon in a U-haul.

bigwhitegt
06-30-2006, 04:19 PM
Classic......:lmao: :lolup:

Sonic 03
06-30-2006, 05:15 PM
Yo mama's so fat you can smack her thigh and ride the waves.
Yo mama's so fat you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Sonic 03
06-30-2006, 05:23 PM
Jo mama's so fat she goes to kfc and licks other peoples fingers.

Jo mama's armpits are so sticky that speedstick slows down.

Jo mama's so nasty that the last time I went to hit it my d*** grew legs and ran off

refractory
06-30-2006, 05:45 PM
your mamas so fat she has a season pass to krispy kreme.

your mamas so fat the "blob" gave up.

drocnranger2.3
06-30-2006, 05:47 PM
Float like a butterfly



Sting like a bee






I slept with yo momma







NOW IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!!!! :cuss:

DynoQueen
06-30-2006, 05:53 PM
this thread makes me wanna shoot myself.

drocnranger2.3
06-30-2006, 05:56 PM
yo momma is so fat they asked her to be in a calendar........ the %#&$# took up March April AND May

2fst4u
06-30-2006, 05:58 PM
fags

drocnranger2.3
06-30-2006, 06:00 PM
fags


fudge packer

2fst4u
06-30-2006, 06:03 PM
ahh

03BLKSNAKE
06-30-2006, 06:06 PM
Yo Momma is so fat.... someone told her to haul ass she had to carry three loads

SonicStang
06-30-2006, 06:08 PM
lol some of us have way to much time on our hands.......lol

jblackz28
06-30-2006, 07:02 PM
Yo mama got a short leg and walks in circles
Yo mama got a bald head with sideburns
Yo mama got three fingers and a banjo

drocnranger2.3
06-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Yo Momma is so fat.... someone told her to haul ass she had to carry three loads


hahaha that ones awesome!

StangLou
06-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Yo mammas so poor I dropped a match and the cockroaches came up singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got HEAT!!!

Yo mammas so dumb I told the bitch to go get a color tv, she came back and said what color.

Yo mammas so skinny she can hang glide on a dorrito

Yo mammas like a vending maching, $1 a pop

Yo mammas teeth so yellow, when she yawns traffic slows down

Yo mammas teeth so yellow, when she smiles cars try and stage (just made that one up lol)

Yo mammas armpits so hairy, looks like shes got buckwheat in a headlock

JP
06-30-2006, 08:16 PM
Yo mammas so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing, she said moving.

vertigto
06-30-2006, 09:24 PM
Yo mama got a short leg and walks in circles

:lmao:

apriorius
06-30-2006, 10:48 PM
Your family's so poor you could walk through the front door and trip out the back door...

BrentLs1
06-30-2006, 10:57 PM
Yo mamas so fat, she jumped and got stuck.

Sleeper 362
07-01-2006, 02:26 PM
Yo momma so fat that she has other smaller fat mommas orbiting around her.

ChevyHeadSS
07-01-2006, 02:37 PM
yo momma's so bald, i can see whats on her mind

drocnranger2.3
07-01-2006, 02:40 PM
why evrybody always wantin to be crackin on somebodys momma ?


I would crack on your momma but i don't even know the dude .



DAH DUM CHIIIIIING


jus kiddin :fluffy:

jason73z28
07-01-2006, 03:30 PM
YO MAMMA IS SO OLD SHE SAW PASSION OF CHRSIT LIVE :hello:

msydnor
07-01-2006, 04:04 PM
You mamma so old, when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch.

2000camaroSS
07-01-2006, 06:10 PM
Yo momma's teeth are so messed up.... when she smiles, it looks like she throwing gang signs.

msydnor
07-01-2006, 06:48 PM
yo mamma so fat when she walks down the road she has a yellow flashing light on here head and a sign on her back that says "caution when passing...wide load"

rx7driver
07-02-2006, 02:30 AM
yo moma so fat she got soft knees

yo moma got wooden nipples and breast fed beavers

yo momma got 3 tounges and she talks like this like this like this

yo moma so ugly she got a prescription mirror

yo momma so fat her picture is heavy

yo momma so strong she blows bubbles in steel

yo momma so strong she can backstroke in mud

yo momma so strong she can moonwalk in glue

every day 8 outta 10 flies die from smellin yo mommas breath

yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

yo momma so dumb she looked around a glass wall

yo momma feet look like monkey hands

yo momma got a wooden leg with a real foot

yo momma so old she was at the last supper saying jesus you better watch that mother fucker judas

yo momma so poor she bounced a food stamp

yo momma breath so nasty after she shits she wipes her mouth

drocnranger2.3
07-02-2006, 11:26 AM
yo momma is so fat she doesnt take pictures...... she takes posters

8UANEW1
07-02-2006, 05:09 PM
Yo mama's teeth so yellow...she spits butter

drocnranger2.3
07-02-2006, 11:45 PM
Yo momma is so fat she put on a red dress and everybody started singing the Kool-Aid song

Hugh Jeffincock
07-03-2006, 12:00 AM
ya mama's lips so big, the bitch uses spray on chap stick,

ya mama's so fat, when the bitch where's a malcom X jacket, Helicopters keep trying to land on her.

ChevyHeadSS
07-03-2006, 04:00 PM
Yo momma so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Garner Collision Center